Proceed ahead if you dare
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Important question ... Is having a sexual and/or romantic relationship with vampires, zombies, or other undead races:
Necrophilia
Necromancy
Depends on the being(s)/mythology
None of anyone else's godsdamned business
OMFG, why the fuck do I have an opinion about this?
Where's the option for "lots of fun"?
For people who are new:
I am a (very good! shockingly good!) coffee company that donates all its profit to charity. But it turns out "I" functions oddly in that sentence, because corporate social media presences are not actually sentient; instead, companies are made of people, even if capitalism attempts to elide the essential humanity of coffee and other products humans consume.
Anyway, companies are made out of people, and this company's tumblr is made out of author and vlogbrother John Green. It's simple, really: I am a company who is a person who is me who does the marketing for the awesome coffee club, which provides you with the world's best coffee and donates all its profit to reduce maternal and child mortality in Sierra Leone.
p.s. Occasionally I am not a coffee company. Occasionally I am a person who answers questions about my books or other work. Other times, I am a sock company. Like the rest of us, I contain multitudes.
[ID: the "I love you" supernatural meme.
Top panel: Castiel, looking emotional, is saying: "I love you".
Bottom panel: Dean is looking back at him, and saying: "John Green returned to tumblr but only to sell his coffee, which is surprisingly delicious, ethically sourced, and donates 100% of its profit to charity.". End]
Top panel: Castiel,
looking emotional, is
saying: “I love you”.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
this was so wild
Someone explain
The first sentence says 32 and 13 implying that the speaker is 32 years old and their girlfriend is 13 years old, which is both highly inappropriate and illegal. The next sentence reveals the speaker was talking about their game levels, not their ages, which is perfectly okay.
In their reply to the audience they then say they are picking her up from middle school, again implying that their girlfriend is underage, but quickly state she’s grading papers letting us know she’s a teacher, definitely an adult, and there no reason to be upset.
The rollercoaster gif portrays how switching from upset and worried to relieved in such a short period of time feels emotionally.
The next meme shows the guy panicking from misunderstanding, then feeling relieved and calm realizing the truth, only to panic over the next misunderstanding and then calm again when hearing the end.
the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy
This is the worst website ever and I love it.
getting older for me has just been realizing how important it is to check the weather forecast ever day
rain from 4 to 8 today? gotta make sure i tell every person i see
gavamont
a-wizard-of-reddit
doing wizard shit
Bro thats demon summoning, that a whole nother strain of magic
